1. neoridley:

    at the end of the day Portal lore is fucked up because of a few reasons

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    I think the mercury shower curtains were a political assassination ploy to further his cause? Also before P2 the mercury was what caused Cave’s poisoning, but his quip about moon rocks makes me confused about which is canon.

  2. supernatural-tardis:

    i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

    Jesus christ 10/10

    (via alllistair)

  3. overlypolitebisexual:

    cat people: dogs are cool too
    dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

    Nice strawman tho.

    (Just kidding but really I’ve seen some cat people who are like “UGH DOGS ARE FILTHY AND STUPID AND DUMB. YOU ARE INFERIOR IF YOU PREFER DOG”)

    (via spookedyoumu)

  4. antisjwyellowfang:

    Just your daily reminders:

    • Racists are a problem
    • White people are not
    • Homophobes are a problem
    • Straight people are not
    • Transphobes are a problem
    • Cis people are not
    • Sexists are a problem
    • Men are not

    And most importantly,

    • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

    (Source: egalitarianyellowfang, via shsllittlebacon)

  5. smitethepatriarchy:

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    (Source: odinsblog, via pikaskater)

  6. sadlaughing:

    yo if you even remotely support the shit anti-gamergate people are doing

    unfollow me

    stay 5 million feet away from me

    they’re doxxing people, shitting on autistic people, getting people fired, and encouraging harassment because consumers want honesty and legitimacy in journalism.

    if you’re okay with that - fuck off, you’re a shitty human being. also throw out all of your consoles and uninstall your games from your pc you don’t fucking deserve them

  7. st-unpc:

    SJWs: Don’t judge all feminists based on the actions of a few bad ones.

    SJWs: I’mma judge all gamers based on the actions of a few bad ones!

    riskpig:

    fifty-shadesofgay:

    castielsunderpants:

    straighttohelvetica:

    Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.

    NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH. 

    also can we point out that none of the characters were white? like damn accurate depictions of Biblical characters

    I reblog every time Prince of Egypt comes up because holy fuck this movie is so good.

    (via shsllittlebacon)

  8. Who would have thought that 4chan would say something sane?